Hawtied House
A Ghostbusters Fanfiction.


The Ghostbusters are hired as support for a reality show in a haunted mansion. Starring Legos.
I do not own the Ghostbusters movie series, nor any of the characters from them. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. Any resemblance to persons living or undead is purely coincidence.

Peter Part One	Janine Part Two	Ghostbusters Part Three	Winston Part Four	Ecto-1 Part Five	Dark Mansion Part Six
JB Part Seven	Lurch Part Eight	Ariel Part Nine	Breeze Part Ten	Gail Part Eleven	Delta Part Twelve
Ghost #1 Part Thirteen	Doctor Sally Singleton MA, PhD, CPI Part Fourteen	Emma Part Fifteen	Ghost #2 Part Sixteen	LiteTech Industries Neural Emission Tomography Scanner Model 666a Part Seventeen	"Place your bets!" Part Eighteen
Madame Tzilka LLM Part Nineteen	Green Lady (Ghost #3) Part Twenty	Cordette Part Twenty One	Egon Part Twenty Two	Doctor Seville CCP Part Twenty Three	This is an ex-parrot cheerleader (Ghost #4) Part Twenty Four
Savoy Grill Part Twenty Five	Eleanor Twitty (Ghost #5) Part Twenty Six	Zombie Taxi Driver (Ghost #7) Part Twenty Seven	Ghost Knight (Ghost #6) Part Twenty Eight	Tipple Ghost (Ghost #8) Part Twenty Nine	Louis Tully (Ghost #8 1/2) Part Thirty
Vinz Clortho (Ghost #9) (The Other Half) Part Thirty One	Cameraman Dave Part Thirty Two	Dana Barrett (The Gatekeeper) Part Thirty Three	Breakout (Rather fortuitous foreshadowing, huh?) Part Thirty Four	Gozer (but not really) (Ghost #10) (Really) Part Thirty Five	Slimer (Ghost #11) Part Thirty Six
(face) Part Thirty Seven	(face) Part Thirty Eight	(face) Part Thirty Nine	(face) Part Forty	(face) Part Forty One	(face) Part Forty Two