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Honest, Scully, it was the only rental available!


Mulder, I believe you want to interview her,
but I don’t think its because of her eldritch
powers.

If this guy resists arrest, I think I’m gonna let him.


Yes, Mulder, I knew it was you.


… You know you’re
Gonna have to face it,
You’re addicted
To Love.


Oh, look, I think he likes you.


Okay, Scully, now say, ‘Grandma,
what big teeth you have!'

Sure, Mulder, you unfolded a marble,
and he fell out.


Look, I’m not saying you can’t keep it,
it’ll just be hell to get a tag for it.


At least you’re not going as a MIB this year.


Uh, could you all please stop
chanting….I’m getting dizzy.


Hey, Macarena!




Look, an ‘Action Figure’ in a wheel
chair is bad enough,
but why do I need a stunt double?


Look, I’m not saying you can’t keep it,
it’ll just be hell to get a tag for it.




Mulder, you obviously spent a lot of time
on this disguise, but I really think undercover
works needs something different….


What do you mean who do I choose?


On top of a SNORLAX,
All drowsy and snoring,
There's 18 more verses,
But they're very boring!
The end


Okay, I chose. Now what? What’s wrong?


“Never fails. Once I get into the incubation chamber….”


“I shall call her, MiniMe.”


MY NOMENCLATURE IS INIGO MONTOYA.
YOU TERMINATED MY PREDECESSOR.
I SUBMIT THAT YOU SHOULD PREPARE
TO BE TERMINATED.


“Hair Club For Men? We’re not
clients, we’re poor credit risks.”


“No, Xavier, I’ve never heard of ‘Chia Dome,’ do you think I need some?”

“Good News, Scully, we’re almost back to civilization!”

“How do you know?”

“Trust me.”

You’ve survived aliens, werewolves, vampires, robots, internal and external government conspiracies, fire, floods, inbred hillbillies and government auditors. What are you going to do now?

“We’re going to DisneyWorld!”
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