Sunrise Beach Patrol
	What the…?
	What’s this doing here?
24 Hours Later:
	So, anyway, I found out there was a camera crew out here the night before, filming a new music video, but no one has seen them since two nights ago.
	Has anyone checked the tape?
	Yeah, sure, but no one wants to do anything about it. That’s why we called you. The Sheriff has heard about your unit and suggested we get your inputs.
	You’ll see for yourselves why.
	Okay, just what I’d heard. Now we have to contact the experts.
	So, Mulder, is there any reason we’re investigating an obvious publicity stunt? You mean, other than Sweeps Week?
	Well, after our experience with ‘Snap’ I’ve been searching for any Dragon-related events. And what have you found, since St. Patrick?”
	Actually, more than you might imagine, Scully. AND I found a well-respected Dragon expert.
	Well respected by WHO, Mulder?
	By Dragons, actually. It’s proven rather critical in my work.
	Professor Elemen, you got here quickly.
	Actually, my assistant and I have been here for some time, examining evidence. I believe I know what’s going on here.
	I don’t suppose you found proof that it’s a hoax, or a celebrity tantrum or joke?
	No, most of those sort of things tend to be scheduled with the press for maximum impact. I believe this was an accident.
	An accidental secluded-site on-camera dragon attack?
	I found signs of a spell casting for the summoning of a Greater Dragon. I believe the spell caster thought he was completely alone on the beach.
	The video crew was just the first thing the Dragon Found outside of any protective circles.
	If that’s true, where would the Dragon have gone, then?
	After the strain of the summoning, and the exertion of the attack, the Dragon would have sought a nest of some sort -
	In order to rest, possibly even sleep thru the night and until noon the next day.
	Why, yes. That is exactly right, Agent Scully. How did you know?
	Easily enough. I've seen this group's videos, and everyone gets sleepy after eating a big turkey.
	Fascinating. Well, there are a few likely prospects along the coast road, here. I marked this map for our investigations.
	No, sir, we couldn’t let you endanger yourself. My partner and I will search out the Dragon, and contact you when we find it. Well, if you think that’s best.
	Okay, Iniki, we have a large sleeping flamethrower to catch. Right, mount up, and we’ll get ‘m.
1 Mile South (The Last spot on the Professor’s Map):
	Well, well, well, the Master said I should expect you.
	I need to see him, Cypher, Switch will stay out here with you.
	The Master’s instructions, exactly, Prof. In you go.
	So, Switch, baby, do you play 20 Questions?
	Professor Elemen, welcome. I assume you are not here to congratulate me on my ascension to Dragon Mastery?
	Master? Either you lost control of the lizard, or you meant for it to murder those mortals. Either way, you’re no more a Master than you are a Chippendale dancer.
	I AM a Master! And brother, you WILL NOT stand in my way! Um, no discriminatory remark intended.
	<<Picard!>>
	GRRRRRR
	Hear that, babe? Looks like the Master has a surprise for the Professor.
	You master ONE word of power and set out to dominate the world? <<Janeway!>> << Sisco!>> << Kirk!>>
	SNARRLLL GROWF
	You couldn’t surprise the Professor if you popped out of his pocket watch.
	GRRRRRR SNARRLLL GROWF
	GRRRRRR SNARRLLL GROWF
	SNARRLLL GROWF
	SNARRLLL GROWF
	SNARRLLL GROWF MWAWAWARRRRR "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR-"
	Okay, this is the last spot. Hope it’s as exciting as the others were. Thanks, Iniki, we’ll probably be right back.
	Well, another big empty space with no dragons in it. Yeah, but do you smell something? Like a whole LOT of bar-b-que chicken?
	Hmm. Is that a disabled-capable Humvee topping that dune over there? Never mind that, are those really, really big birds fading into the distance that way?
	And more importantly, Mulder....
	….what did I just step in? Whoa. Someone here has a really big dog.
	Woof!
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