With your host: William Shatner!
	Welcome to Mutated of Idaho’s Riled Kingdom!
Tonight we examine Cryptozoology! Animals now or formerly on the fringes of science.
	With us tonight are Croc Guy, a critter expert, and Mulder, a Fringe Science expert.
	HI! This is a Salvadori Monitor. It can get up to 5 meters long!
	But tonight, we’re looking for a REAL DRAGON!
Dragons, Nagas, Quetzocoatl...
	…almost every culture on Earth has some sort of Dragon tradition...
	…especially if you include ‘lake monsters’...
	…or tales of ‘big honking lizards.’
	SO! With ‘Dragons’ all over the world, where do we look for one today?
	We set up base camp deep in the heart of Vegas...
	…as guests of a local chieftain and his, um, associate.
	Then we began our search.
	I spoke with the natives inside the habitats, trying to make helpful contacts...
	…and the boys interviewed more nomadic sources.
	They checked up on a number of promising leads, but with limited success.
	At that point in the hunt, we had some extraordinary luck. A local storyteller shared some tribal knowledge with us.
	Dragons? Yeah, I know dragons. They took over the strip in ‘68.
	Big scaly monsters who’ll flay you alive for a joke! One big turf war with the mob and the FBI! Mutilating cattle for ...
Our witness went on for quite some time in a similar vein. While many…um, fascinating theories were expressed, only a couple of useful clues came to light by the end of his rant. Armed with this information, we sent the boys..
	…to A Tribal Totem Carving! We knew we were close!
	Hey, are you boys looking for a dragon?
	Crikey! Look at those- Shut up! Yes, Miss. Can you help us?
	Oh, yes. Just like THAT!
	Crikey! Just look at those Chompers!
	The guys knew their job was to hold the animal in front of the cameras, so...
	…Agent Mulder leapt forward at the beast!
	Isn’t she a beauty? But those jaws can probably snap thru STEEL!
	So he has to show her ‘who’s boss’ right from the start or he’s a goner!
	Now he’s making his move… ...no, she’s just shaking him harder.
	STOP! Drop him, you villainous Wyrm!
	Magneto?
	Look! It’s Dumbledore! G’dye, Dumbledore!
	It’s Gandalf! GANDALF! GANDALF! GANDALF!
	SO! As the Host, who hasn’t been on screen for 8 panels, I wanted to point out: This is Gandalf! The Wizard!
	I bind thee, oh foul and vicious drake!
	Boof! Pow! Za-Pow! Fwoosh!
	Ah, well, you devour some, you loose some. I’m outta here.
	And then they both left. So lets review. In just one episode we revealed: Dragons Wizards Satan
	All that remains is to thank our dupe- um, experts, and say goodnight.
	This has been: Mutated of Idaho’s Riled Kingdom
	Really? UNENDING fame? For just a signature? Cool!
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