Mulder, you’re late again. Mother’s gone home.
	What was it this time, another ‘Alien Scavenger Hunt?’ (some laughter)
	Dammit, Scully, I know what I saw! (big laughs)
	Sure, Mulder, whatever. Could you talk to Little Timmy? The principal called.
	Timmy, what happened at school?
	Oh, my science fair project escaped, and hilarious hijinks ensued. (big laughs)
	Did you learn an incredibly valuable lesson that will not affect you in any other episode?
	Yeah, the same lesson as episodes #3, #21 and the summer movie. But I’ll be pretty much the same next week.
	Okay, that should be enough involvement. I have to go interact with the nosy neighbor.
	Gabriel, did you walk through our walls AGAIN? (big laughs)
	It is important. My landlady wants me.
	Oh? Behind on the rent?
	No. My landlady wants ME! (laughs)
	Classic story: Girl meets boy; Girl kills boy...
	…girl uses boy’s spirit as doorway to higher knowledge (laughs)
	Well, wanna hide out...
	…in our GARAGE? (BIG laughter)
	No, thanks, I’m dead, not stupid. (laughs)
	The doorbell? I’ll get it.
	Oh, no, not the Evil Twins cliché.
	We’d need a whole hour for THAT plot.
	Um…ah… Well, I hope aliens didn’t abduct your mother! (laughter, ovation thru credits)
	Another Toy Tower Production

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