Mulder, assemble an investigation.
	Long range wiretaps have detected possible UFO activity outside Castledale, Utah.
	Yes, Sir. Scully, you’re with me. We’ll pick up an expendable, I mean, a Federal Marshal when we get there.
	Whoosh!
	Now this area, sir, is owned by a group of multi-faith survivalist militant Chihuahua breeders.
	This is the center of suspect activity. Scan the area.
	We do not want you here.
	Doesn’t matter. We come in peace, but with sweeping jurisdiction. We’re not leaving until we get all the answers we want.
	A moment, Mulder?
	What is it, Scully?
	I am not sure if this case is in our jurisdiction. I mean, it was a sighting, but there is no indication of any crime.
	AAAAAARGH!
	Well, there is now...
	Sir, this is Mulder. We have a dead Marshal. Please send reinforcements, and lawyers.
	On the way, Agent, keep me advised.
	Yes, sir. What can you tell me, Scully?
	There isn’t a lot to tell, Mulder. He’s dead, but through no obvious means.
	Can you guess?
	I'm a doctor, Mulder, not a Mentalist.
	Alright, scan the area until the reinforcements arrive. I’ll speak to the Elders of the Native Population.
	We are here to speak with you.
	Your Marshal was killed by a locally held superstition.
	Well, we in the FBI don’t believe in superstition.
	Bureaucratic policy has little to do with the nature of reality.
	Scully, the Elders blame a local superstition. What do you have for me?
	They may be right, in their way, Mulder. I’ve come across some evidence supporting a scientific explanation of their belief.
	Ah! That’s it, then. Proof that our scientific interpretation of your beliefs is superior and somewhat condescending.
	Shouldn’t there be some moral content here? Okay, “Have faith in the scientific method.”
	Investigation Complete. We’re out of here.
	Think we ought to tell them about the Lake Monster?
	Another Toy Tower Production

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