Hi! Welcome to Hexword!
	And tonight we have a very special episode so lets get straight to it!
	For Round One, Ambassador Kosh will be Suggesting to Corporal Magnum!
Hex Word: Immortality
Eternity Responsibility Power Boredom	Tattoo? Sargeant? Master Sargeant? Insurance?
	Okay, that’s all the time we have for you two.
	Round two, Little Timmy will be Suggesting to Queen Q’Snarrrle.
Hex Word: Omelet
Breakfast Scrambled	Lawyers Brains
	I wanna go home, mister.
	Finish the round, kid.
Western	Cattle Mutilation!
	Waaaaaaaaaaa!!!
	Okay, moving along quickly to Round Three!
	Gun-toting TV Redhead will be Suggesting to Gun-Toting TV Blonde
Hex Word: Dignity
Pride Importance Restraint	Cleavage? D-Cup? Mink Handcuffs?
We’ll accept that. Now, we’ll continue to the next level!	What?!
Hex Word: Platonic
Celibate Friendship	Sober? Unattractive?
Close Enough!	Hey!
	One more and she’s legally allowed to shoot the host...
	And now they attempt the final level!
Hex Word: Suffrage
Voting	I’m blonde. And a Playmate.
	And It’s a Clean Sweep! Let’s see what they’ve won!
	It’s a Home Bikini Kit!
	So, you ever considered hosting?
	…Just wait until that “ON AIR” light goes out...
	Next Week: Our Trek Show!
	So, how do you get your teeth so white?
That was the end of Hexword. I like the fact that either the Blonde Babe or Queen Q’Snarrrle could be having the last line of dialogue, while the Pond Scum Male gets his just deserts offscreen. I was satisfied with it. My sister, less so. She liked to think that the gunshots were aimed at the Blonde. I want to shoot the guys that stereotypically pander to the stereotypical blonde. She really wants gunshots at the Blonde. So, for her and a friend of hers, "Mike," an alternate version was created.
Hex Files Personality The Celebrity Show with Room to Grow
	Tonight on Personality, we have two special guests...
	Gun-toting TV Redhead and Gun-Toting TV Blonde
	So, who shall we interview first?
	Well, I just addressed the Nobel Committee for...
	I’m blonde. And a Playmate.
	We’ll accept that.
	So, what’s your favorite thing about show business?
	No one teases me about my looks.
	Yes, that seems likely, what exactly is your cup size?
	Well, I don’t know any letters past “C” but I think...
	K-blam! K-blam! K-blam!
	Blonde?
	Okay, moving along quickly to our second guest...
	Oops, miss brainiac seems to have gone potty...
	K-blam! K-blam! AAAAHHH!
	…and one for the producer...
	Another Couple of Toy Tower Productions

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