Reasons Golf is better than Sex

Reasons Sex is better than Golf

You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.

It is available year round.

If you are having trouble with your golf game, it is acceptable to have a professional help you improve your technique. It is even legal to pay for that help.

It is not usually delayed by rain or inclement weather.

The 10 Commandments don't say anything against Golf.

No one minds if you don't use four people.

If your partner takes pictures of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the internet after any breakup.

No one cares if youjust get up and move out of the sand.

Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with.

You seldom break a total stranger's window.

It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.

You never leave the really crucial equipment out in the car.

When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together.

You don't have to go without while you are wearing a cast. (you just may have to be careful about choosing positions or partners....)

If your regular partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with a mutual friend or sibling.

Losing balls in the rough is not usually a problem.

Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you golf by yourself.

Taking an extra stroke is not a penalty.

When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

Except for a few people, it is not usually better with cleats.

You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.

Total strangers rarely get a chance to critique your grip, posture, or equipment.

The Golf Calendar on your desk will not get you sued for harassment.

Having people 'play thru' is seldom a problem.

There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.

People have had heart attacks playing golf, from the exertions of...um, never mind.

If you want to watch golf on T.V., you don't have to spring for a premium cable channel.

The supreme court has nevre been asked if certain devices HAD to be allowed in bed.

Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.

A televised Hollywood Celebrity tournament would put any charity in the black for the foreseeable future.

If you golf with a stranger on a business trip, and you shoot a hole in one...you can tell people about it.

Except for a few people, and you know who you are, you do not nedd a few acres of space set aside to enjoy it.

Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game.

Likely, your abilities or failures will not end up in the national press, being compared to Tiger Woods' or an ex-President's.

You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf.

No one ever complains that the game was better the way the Scots played it.

Finally: Your partner will never say "What? We played golf last week? Is that all you ever think about?"

Finally, has anyone ever invented a Pill to improve your Golf Score?