I was working in the lab, late one night,	When my eyes beheld an eerie sight.	For my monster from his slab began to rise,
And suddenly, to my surprise,	He did the mash,	He did the monster mash
The monster mash!	It was a graveyard smash	He did the mash,
It caught on in a flash	He did the mash,	He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east,	To the master bedroom where the vampires feast,	The ghouls all came from their humble abodes,
To get a jolt,	from my electrode	They did the mash
They did the monster mash	The monster mash!	It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash	It caught on in a flash	They did the mash
They did the monster mash	The zombies were having fun,	The party had just begun.
The guests included Wolfman,	Dracula and his son.	The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds,
Igor on chains	backed by his baying hounds,	The coffin draggers were about to arrive,
With their vocal group, the crypt kicker five	They played the mash	They played the monster mash
The monster mash	It was a graveyard smash	They played the mash
It caught on in a flash	They played the mash	They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin Drac's voice did ring,	It seems he was troubled by just one thing,	He opened the lid and shook his fist
and said, Whatever hapened to my Transylvania twist?	It's now the mash	It's now the monster mash
The monster mash	And it's a graveyard smash,	It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash,	It's now the mash	It's now the monster mash.
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band	And my monster mash, is the hit of the land,	For you the living this mash was meant too
When you get to my door tell them Boris sent you.	Then you can mash	Then you can monster mash
The Monster mash	And do my graveyard smash	Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash	Then you can mash	Then you can monster mash!!!!!!!

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