Puff the Magna Draconum,

with all due apologies to Peter, to Paul, and to Mary.

Puff, the Magna Draconum, slew by the sea,
And polished up his mighty beak, in the blood of enemies
Little Orcs and Guildsmen saw that rascal Puff
And came with swords and magic blasts
To make him strut his stuff.

oh, Puff, the Magna Draconum, slew by the sea,
And polished up his mighty beak, in the blood of enemies
Puff, the Magna Draconum, slew by the sea,
And polished up his mighty beak, in the blood of enemies

Puff would face all comers, with wit and blade and tail,
And kick their butts, and chase them 'way, from his own happy vale.
Mage and prince and warlord would bleed when e'er they came.
Golems would power down and hide
When Puff roared out his name!

Chorus

A dragonman lives forever, but not so little elves,
Tho they name their faction Immortal, to fool their little selves,
One fine day it happened, the armies came no more,
And Puff that Magna Draconum
Had to buy food at the store.
He'd beat the League, and Sect, and mage spawn ran like rain,
Elementals and their pets no longer felt his pain,
Without a foe
To prod with toe, he need not be so brave
So Puff, that mighty dragon, redecorated his cave

Chorus

Fade....

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