Your Mage Knight Army's Faction Might be redneck if:

• Your Shield Maidens have tattoos.
• You ever changed your attack pattern because there was a squirrel in one of the trees.
• You have a Deep Spawn stuffed and mounted above your mantle.
• Your dragon is Primer-colored.
• You have a ranged attack that involves chawin.'
• Your figures include a parole officer.
• Your mounted figures have ever staged a rodeo.
• You have a Lich that dresses like Elvis.
• Your battle supplies include Styrofoam coolers, carefully marked "beer" or "bait."
• You have Imps with suppressed Alien Abduction memories.
• The enemy Zombies are afraid of you BO.
• For action tokens, you use little empty beer cans...
• ...and you don't consider it 'pushing' until you get up to a six-pack.
• You refer to fatigued characters as "sleepin' one off."
• Shoes, scabbard, belt - if ANYTHING you wear is made from Draconum Skin...especially FAKE Draconum Skin.
• Two Words: Fuser Wedding
• When your Necromancer raises 'dead soldiers' he gets bottles of beer.
• You ever charged the enemy accidentally because you were running from the cops.
• You ever had a centaur race and the jockey fell off.
• Your Slasher's belt buckle is bigger than his shield.
• Your Magus has ever levitated someone for the purpose of getting him a beer.
• Your Seething Knights are in camouflage.
• Your Paladin's armor doesn't cover his beer gut.
• Your battles start with the phrase "Dare Ya'."
• You prefer the Leech Medic, because the others healers are 'fantasy' figures.
• You refer to the Chaos Mage as an 8-pointer.
• You refer to your Nightblades as Biker Babes.
• You throw Crypt Worms into water terrain as bait.
• You ever charged at a terrain piece just to see what would happen.
• Your Amazon Queen's hairdo is a Beehive.
• Your battle cry is belched.
• Your Black Powder Rebels are all NRA members.
• Your army has ever stayed in the starting area until the barbecue was over.
• Your Faith Healer has a Rolex and/or a show on Cable.
• Your main use for Dwarf fighters is to Toss them.
• Your Iron Lung carries a tackle box.
• Your Standard Bearer carries the Stars and Bars.
• Your Bone Grinder's hammer was bought from Ronco and performs six functions.
• Your Taskmaster doesn't use whips to motivate troops, but Budweisers.
• When your army is in marching formation you say "we got ourselves a convoy!"
• You ever refer to the enemy as 'Smokey.'
• Half of your figures are named 'Bubba.'
• ANY of your female figures are named 'Bubba.'
• More than 1 third of your figures named their sword 'Bubba.'
• Half your army is related to each other...
• ...from more than one direction.
• Your werewolf uses a doggy door.

...if your terrain includes:

• chariots up on blocks.
• a beer can pyramid.
• bowling lanes.
• kudzu.
• a replica of Graceland.

...if your Chariot has:

• NASCAR stickers.
• ridiculously large tires for off roadin'
• ever been repossessed.
• been altered to be an 'extended cab'
• a trailer hitch.
• a Chaos Mage tied to the bumper.
• a driver with a "Truckin' Institute" t-shirt.
• been turbo charged.
• the turn signal constantly on.
• ever done a bootlegger reverse.
• mudflaps...esp. with naked-elf cutouts
• a gunrack.
• a dark black paint-job, with the number '3' on the side.
• a John Deere label on any part.
• a siphon hose.
• a sign saying "You've seen our battlefield, now go home."

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