| Offering | |
|---|---|
| For dropping in without notice | Popovers |
| For being overly smothering | Angel Food Cake |
| For laziness | Any long loaf |
| For sycophancy, brown-nosing | Brownies |
| For ordinary sins | White Bread |
| For complex sins | Multigrain |
| For twisted sins | Pretzels |
| For sins of indecision | Waffles |
| For sins committed in haste | Matzoh |
| For substance abuse | Stoned Wheat |
| For use of heavy drugs | Poppy Seed |
| For petty larceny | Stollen |
| For committing auto theft | Caraway |
| For timidity/cowardice | Milk Toast |
| For tasteless sins | Rice Cakes |
| For ill-temperedness | Sourdough |
| For silliness, eccentricity | Nut Bread |
| For not giving full value | Shortbread |
| For sins of chutzpah | Fresh Bread |
| For unnecessary chances | Hero Bread |
| For war-mongering | Kaiser Rolls |
| For jingoism, chauvinism | Yankee Doodles |
| For excessive | Rye Bread |
| For erotic sins | French Bread |
| For particularly dark sins | Pumpernickel |
| For dressing immodestly | Tarts |
| For lechery and promiscuity | Hot Buns |
| For promiscuity with gentiles | Hot Cross Buns |
| For racist attitudes | Crackers |
| For causing injury to others | Tortes |
| For sophisticated racism | Ritz Crackers |
| For being holier than thou | Bagels |
| For abrasiveness | Grits |
| For overeating | Stuffing |
| For impetuosity | Quick Bread |
| For indecent photography | Cheesecake |
| For raising your voice too often | Challah |
| For pride and egotism | Puff Pastry |
| For trashing the environment | Dumplings |
| For telling bad jokes/puns | Corn Bread |
And my contributions to the list: | |
| Sexual Harrassment | Honey Buns |
| Creating Popup adverts | Cookies |
| Alchoholism | Rye Bread |
| Causing Alaskan Brush Fires | Baked Alaska |
| Pipline related Environ Issues | Baked Alaska |
| Indecent photography of virgins | Cherry Cheesecake |
| Overuse of makeup | Pancake |
| Apostasy | Devil's Food Cake |
| Geocentricity | Lavash (an Armenian "Flat" Bread) |
| Mugging Islamites | Crescent Rolled |
| Violation of Speed Limit | Quick Bread |
| Graphic representations of sexual euphemisms | doughnuts and jelly sticks |
| Creating Zombies with Voodod | Raisin' Bread |
| Poaching | Bearclaw |
| Embezzling from the Big Dig project | Boston Cream |
| Witchhunts | Dunking Doughnut |
| Accidental Surgical Amputation | Muffin Stump |
| Streaking | Birthday Cake |
| Being slutty in the UK | A Piece of Crumpet |
| Animal Cruelty | P.I.T.A. bread |
| Wolfing Your Food | Black Forest Cake |